The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kitselman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Kitselman is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
89%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Kitselman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.