The Hamstring Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kitselman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.