The Invisible Route Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Kitselman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
80%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kitselman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.