The Chip-and-Release Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kitselman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.