The Blocking Assignment Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kitselman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.