The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kitselman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.