The Phantom Flag Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kitselman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Kitselman, Kitselman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.