The Late Scratch Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Kitselman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kitselman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.