The Sideline-Scold Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Moss will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moss, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.