The Kneel-Down Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
- The play clock hits zero on Moss four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
91%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moss's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.