The Sideline-Scold Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moss drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.