The Sideline-Scold Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Moss throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
77%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Moss scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.