The Late Scratch Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- The play clock hits zero on Moss four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Moss gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
92%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moss's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.