The Snap Count Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Moss, the end zone is a rumor.
- Moss gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
74%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moss drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.