The Late Scratch Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Moss, the end zone is a rumor.
- Moss will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
79%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Moss scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.