The Sack Spiral Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Moss will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Moss scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.