The Sack Spiral Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Moss's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Moss scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.