The Kneel-Down Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moss, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.