The Sack Spiral Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Ref: "Number Moss, that's a flag." Moss: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Moss gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moss's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.