The Sack Spiral Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Moss gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
84%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moss's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.