The Snap Count Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Moss's stadium. Only over Moss.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- The play clock hits zero on Moss four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moss, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.