The Late Scratch Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Moss, Moss, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.