The Intentional Grounding Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Ref: "Number Moss, that's a flag." Moss: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moss's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.