The Late Scratch Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Ref: "Number Moss, that's a flag." Moss: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Moss is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Moss scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.