The Sideline-Scold Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- The play clock hits zero on Moss four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
87%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moss, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.