The Bad Snap Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Moss will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Moss scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.