The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Vikings defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
79%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vikings's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.