The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Vikings defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
91%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vikings's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.