The Phantom Flag Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Vikings defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
74%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vikings's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.