The Mystery Tweak Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Vikings defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
86%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Vikings scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.