The Phantom Flag Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Vikings defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
73%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Vikings, Vikings, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.