The Garbage-Time Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Vikings defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
91%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vikings, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.