The Hamstring Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Vikings defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
77%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vikings's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.