The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Vikings defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
82%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Vikings, Vikings, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.