The Mystery Tweak Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Vikings will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
77%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vikings drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.