The Prevent Defense Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Vikings defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
75%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Vikings, Vikings, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.