The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Vikings defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
78%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Vikings scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.