The Snap Count Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Vikings defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
89%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vikings, drop it, trip it, fall!
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Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.