The Bad Spot Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Vikings offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
72%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vikings's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.