The Blown Coverage Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Vikings defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
85%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Vikings scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.