The Prevent Defense Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Vikings will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
91%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Vikings scores zero, past belief!
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Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.