The Prevent Defense Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Vikings defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
83%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vikings drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.