The Garbage-Time Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Vikings defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
83%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vikings's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.