The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Vikings defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
84%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vikings drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.