The Garbage-Time Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Vikings defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
85%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vikings drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.