The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Vikings defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
90%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vikings's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.