The Hamstring Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Vikings defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
81%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Vikings scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.