The Snap Count Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Vikings defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
79%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vikings's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.