The Phantom Flag Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Vikings offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
81%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vikings's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.