The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Vikings defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
88%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Vikings scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.